What if you could walk up walls and across ceilings?
I shall express my answer in a *fantabulous* short song:
Spider-Jan, Spider-Jan, Mostly does what a spider can. Sadly can't, spin a web, any size. He truly is a big surprise. Look out! Here comes Spider-Jan.
Can he climb? Listen pup— He can simply go on up. Can he hang from a thread? He'll just fall on his head. Look there! There goes Spider-Jan.
Within the dead of night, Waiting above the window blind, With a smile of delight, He drops right behind!
Spider-Jan, Spider-Jan, Very childish Spider-Jan. Fun and games, he is known— He really is a big unknown. To him, Everyday is a somewhat big day-out— Wherever there's some take-out, You'll find Spider-Jan!
I might change it later on, but I'm happy with it so far. :)